⚡️ DIVINE CASEIN - BEACH BUM COCONUT RUM ⚡️
Fuel your overnight gains with the legendary nectar of pirate paradise. This isn't just casein - it's slow-release divine protein in an epic beach bum coconut rum flavor that builds muscle while you sleep like a god.
BEACH BUM DIVINE FORMULA:
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25g Slow-Release Casein Protein - Feeds muscles for 7-8 hours
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Micellar Casein - Premium slow-digesting protein
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Beach Bum Coconut Rum Flavor - Tropical coconut with smooth rum notes
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5.5g BCAAs - Overnight muscle recovery
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2.7g Leucine - Maximum muscle protein synthesis
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Zero sugar - Pure protein power
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Creamy, smooth texture - Like drinking a tropical dessert
THE PIRATE LEGEND: Like the haunted pirate ships that survived epic ocean battles, this casein formula endures through the night - weathering the storm of catabolism and emerging victorious with muscle gains. Channel the resilience of battle-hardened pirates and the power of Neptune's trident.
BENEFITS:
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Overnight Muscle Growth - Build while you sleep
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Anti-Catabolic - Prevent muscle breakdown for 7-8 hours
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Sustained Amino Acid Release - Constant muscle feeding
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Enhanced Recovery - Wake up stronger and ready
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Appetite Control - Stay full through the night
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Lean Muscle Preservation - Protect your gains like treasure
FLAVOR EXPERIENCE: Smooth, creamy coconut with rich rum undertones - like sipping a tropical cocktail on a pirate ship anchored in paradise. Sweet coconut cream meets the warmth of aged rum. It's beach vacation and muscle building in one shake.
PERFECT FOR:
- Before bed for overnight muscle growth
- Between meals for sustained protein
- During cutting to preserve muscle mass
- Any time you need slow-release fuel
- Building a physique worthy of pirate legends
THE BEACH BUM PHILOSOPHY: The greatest pirates knew when to fight and when to rest. Your muscles grow during recovery. Fuel them through the night with divine casein and wake up stronger, like a ship that survived the storm.
DIRECTIONS: Mix 1 scoop with 8-10oz of cold water or milk 30 minutes before bed or between meals. Shake or blend for best results. The thicker consistency is normal for slow-release casein.
"Rest like a pirate. Build like a god. Conquer like Neptune."
🔱 Wield the Trident. Rule Your Temple. Fuel Your Overnight Ascension. 🔱
